WIKILEAKS

Wikileaks are in trouble again after "getting caught with their dick in the jam" so to speak. That one soldier said he was downloading the confidential files whilst pretending to listen to Lady Gaga. Maybe he just wanted a alternative to have to listen to that shit? I wonder what document will be released next? The real JFK murder? The reason Martin Luther King JR was killed? To be honest I just wanna know why the networks have axed Caprica. Bastards.

Anyway on a plus side the worlds due to end in 2012 by the Mayan calendar so at least it'll be another quarter of million years before the cockroaches evolve into sentient creatures with a conciousness and develop their own celebrity culture. Then again would it be any diffrent?

Love as Always.

Leslie Nielson is dead?

Leslie Nielson the great comedy actor has died...but on the plus side it gives the comedy Dracula Dead and Loving it a whole new relevance.

Does your hat go all the way to the of your head officer?

Ahh the good old police force. Dependable in a undependable Norman Wisdom cliche kind of way. Power mad in a dictorial kind of way and...well let's not get into corruption or "retirement finds" or the such like. No I'd quite happily be a police chief. Although I'd have to obviously subscribe to weight watchers or Fascist weekly. No but seriously as Gadaffi once said to me "Naik YA!"

Anyway by now you might be wondering where I'm going with all this? Would I rather they weren't there because they seem so grossly pointless. Because they now have targets to hit where as in the past it was homosexuals and people of ethnic descent. Because I would rather a force of justice and goodness would prevail in a Wellsian Utopia.

Fuck it, I don't know. I just write the damn thing.


Love as Always

All people have the right to be treated equal, not the same as all people are equal?

Friends! Rejoice! It is time for my 25th of November message!

All people should be treated equally. We all agree on that, no one should be prejudiced for skin type or sexual preference however this doesn't mean we're all equal.

Some are born with limbs others without. Both deserve respect but they're not the same. They have a fundamental diffrence. This is what we must remember and embrace.

Love all as you would be loved. Dispise what you don't like but never hate. Fight the system if you must but never replace it unless you are certain its for the better.

Above all remember we must all inhabit this rock we call Earth.

Love as always

Nietzsche's favourite fry up.

I was recently talking to a dear friend of mine whom doesn't actually exist. I refer of course to Sir Mavis Oscar McDonald the third or Flossy to your or me. He assures me that I am indeed wonderful. However I feel I must take is highly praised criticism of me with a pinch of salt. Why? Well quite simply as he doesn't exist I may be trying to flatter myself. Although there would be easier ways too do it like writing myself notes on the back of dead animals and posting them to myself. Or if I could train myself when I sleep walk I could do it then perhaps but I don't trust myself. Not after the whole crimewatch incident.

Anyway I'm over it now Flossy was probably lying he does that. Although I only know that he lies because he tells me he does. So if that was the truth was he really deceving me all along? Who knows and quite honestly do we care. "No" said Flossy.

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