Wednesday 29 December 2010

New Years Revolution!

Greetings comrades! It is nearly 2011 which means only 1 year till they end of the world! So whilst we wait for the forecoming apocalypse we should reflect upon all good will to all mankind.

Done reflecting, good!

Now let us think of all the suffering and badness in the world. If only there was a solution to all our problems. Well we can't promise that but new Vadazleness washing powder can help get your clothes even fresher wash after wash!

That's right! Vadazleness the first step in nuclear disarmament.

Sunday 19 December 2010

Christmas time




Greetings! It is time for my Christmas message. It is the time of year that we all remember the real meaning of Christmas. Not the hideous commercial hyjacking. 2010 years ago Father Christmas was born in a stable in Lapland. Being the king of the Jews he saw a great gap in the market to become a hero by giving away free toys. And unlike fast food chains you didn't have to purchase a meal. But it was not to last at the last supper he was given away by Rudolph to the Romans who were really pissed with him. Anyway the Easter bunny had him crucified. And that is the real truth.


Love ALways.

GRANT FOXON SAW SKETCH

Thursday 16 December 2010

Beauty

"It amazes me how complete the delusion is that beauty is goodness"

Leo Tolstoy

THE DOOMWATCH FANZINE ISSUE 1

Doomwatch.org are pleased to announce the immediate availability of the VERY FIRST printed DOOMWATCH FANZINE! 

40 years ago, Kit Pedler, Gerry Davis and Terence Dudley's groundbreaking BBCtv series 'DOOMWATCH' was broadcast. To celebrate, doomwatch.org present a new Fanzine dedicated to the series which originally ran for three seasons between 1970 -1972, a Feature Film and a TV Movie in 1999. Over a year in the making, it features an EXCLUSIVE complete series synopsis called "Embryonic Nazis on Four Legs" (a reference to a line in the episode Tomorrow, the Rat) written by Tony Darbyshire. This is the perfect introduction to the series for those of you who are unfamiliar with it and would like to find out exactly what DOOMWATCH was all about and why it caused such a stir in the early 1970s with it's prescient storylines.

There are also contributions from Richard Thomas from www.richardthomas.eu who looks at "Transhumanism in Doomwatch" and contributions from Michael Seely with his views on Season 3. Stephen Dudley (The late Terence Dudley's son - who produced the original series) provides his thoughts on the series in "A Letter from the Front line". Scott Burditt has designed the entire fanzine and Brian Gorman has provided the illustration of Dr. Spencer Quist that appears on the front cover.

The fanzine is available as a strictly LIMITED EDITION Glossy Colour version with 24 pages crammed full of DOOMWATCH goodies from TODAY for only £6, which includes postage and packing. The fanzine is expected to sell out fast. Scott Burditt (the publisher) will donate the profits from this fanzine to Cancer Research UK. If you have any queries please contact David Reeves, Area Volunteer Manager, Cancer Research UK on 07810 757 408 or david.reeves@cancer.org.uk

Make this the perfect present, just in time for Christmas!
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Mad and Bad 60 Years of Science on TV Doomwatch section

Wednesday 15 December 2010

WWA- New Album "Girl, this Chlamydia is only symptomless"




OUT NOW THE NEW WWA ALBUM INCLUDES 12 R&B CLASSICS SUCH AS
Are you disrespecting me?
You're momma's a slag
It's because I don't have an education I like R&B.
But honey I honestly thought you wouldn't ind out.
Suck it and then we'll discuss commitment
I am autistic not artistic.
Shit we gotta get you to the clinic.
I'm to young too be a dad.

And other tracks and exclusive remixes.

Monday 13 December 2010

There is no freedom

There is a school of thought that states that the world is not actually how it is but how we humans interpret it. An example of this is people who protest about fox hunting and live in cities. In their mind it's a cute little red furry animal. That's noble and friendly, and the cruel farmers are hunting them down and committing fox genocide to get their jollies. Of course in reality they're nasty furry bastards who kill chickens and on multiple occasions have clawed the faces off of kids.

But perception is interesting. Now take democracy, and freedom of speech. A great idea people say what they want, but can they? Say the wrong think to the wrong person and you've committed a hate crime. (See section under Orwellian language). In the 21st century is it time to admit that there is no freedom of speech merely a limited freedom or no freedom at all?

A great way that the masses are controlled is television. Instead of challenging our governments or indeed having a revolution they watch reality tv. They numb their own brains to the world. A self-Anaesthetise society.

Do I have any suggestions? Perhaps but what use are they unless people want to hear?

Love Always

Saturday 11 December 2010

Random Thoughts

Greetings people! I have become troubled. It has been several days now since I last slept and ate. I am convinced that I have become the Roman Emperor Elagabalus and more worringly I have developed a taste for the Welsh language. However do not despair because I also have been developing my lip reading skills for the adult channels. You have to pay to listen in but with my new honed lip reading abilities I have bypassed their capitalist ways. Hoorah!!!

On a more serious note it is soon going to be Christmas and no doubt you will be considering buying a pet cat or dog. I would like to remind you of the saying they have for such beautiful animals in the third world. "A dog is not just for christmas, with luck they'll be some left over for boxing day".

Love Always.

Friday 10 December 2010

Weisst du nicht mein sohn mit wie wenig verstand die welt regiert wird?

Nowadays we hear alot about the enviroment and recycling. And yet there is one thing that never gets a mention? Fake tits. How un-biodegradable is silicon? Surely a person with silicon in there chest who is buried is going to not biodegrade but when the silicon finally does rot into the earth it will pollute the soil and any living organism in that microcosym?

But of course that is a highly profitable industry. Therefore a blind eye is turned. But think green and next time you die and you have fake tits get cremated instead.


Love Always

Thursday 9 December 2010

Liberal Democrats finally destroy themselves

Ahh, the Liberal Democrats never has there been a political party of smug, preachers with no concept of economics or responsibility and a strange version of justice and morality. The UK under their rule would no doubt see a law introduced to legalise heroine use at work and greater rights to psychotic murderers. But I digress the recent riots prove that the Liberals sold their own ideology out just to get a taste of power as the Conservatives bitch.

The Labour party in opposition talk how they wouldn't raise tuition fees but we know this is bollocks its very easy to argue when your in oppostion.

My hope is that the next election will destroy the Liberals just like in the 20s. However if the Unions representative Milibrain gets in no doubt their insane unmoral PC views will spell destruction also.

Love Always

Wednesday 8 December 2010

wikileaks Brookside

The latest leaked document claims the real reason the soap opera Brookside was cancelled. Because Colonel Gadaffi no longer liked the escapades of Jimmy Corkhill and Our Jackie. The document claims than unless the soap was axed and Our Little Jimmy was released then that would damage the trade relations between the industryless UK and Libya.

And you thought it was because it had gone really, really wank.

Well I spoke to a scouser once. I even went to Liverpool but it was closed.


Love Always

2 Girls 1 Cup 2: The Final Chew

Attention dear listeners I have just learned that because of the writers strike in Thailand 2 Girls 1 Cup 2 has been delayed. The shoot has been problamatic mainly because of the issues over writing and characterisation. Apparently the lead actresses were concerned about their characters motivation in the felching scenes.

Also problems occured when a one extra has sex with a doped up gorilla and on a retake caught aids.

However we are rest assured that the climatic set piece involving a mile of defication and a high speed chase on lilos will still be in the final cut.


Love Always.

Tuesday 7 December 2010

COMRADES!



COMRADES FOXON & SPENCER PROUDLY PRESENT VERY GOOD HEALTHY RIGHTOUS COMEDY.

HERE IN THIS SOVIET ZONE WE MAKE BEST COMEDY IN THE WORLD!

WITH SKETCHES THEY MAKE GOOD FAR SUPERIOR TO DECADENT COMEDY.

ENJOY THESE SKETCHES AND REMEMBER OUR COMEDY LIKE OUR CROP ROTATION IS BEST IN THE WORLD!

Sunday 5 December 2010

Manic Street Preachers

The Manics just performed on Strictly Come Dancing. I am now dead inside.

Wednesday 1 December 2010

Dolphins and sex

Dolphins I gather are the only species other than humans to have sex for pleasure and not just a biological reaction to reproduce (and unlike humans to get a house). This interests me and then it occur to me that the big mofo of the ocean must be the bottle nosed dolphin.

Of course the worrying possibility is that certain dolphins may have had forplay with scientists to learn this. But there smart mammals you know so they probably if they sleep with the right humans bag a reality show or just sell their story to the press.

Love Always