Friday, 16 March 2012


"Other people are a bad idea"

Quentin Crisp

Friday, 30 December 2011

चैरिटी Appeal

Why not do something good this festive time, something that will help all mankind. Help us finance the somalian pirates so they can brutally slaughter the moronic fuck wits of made in chelsea, in a novel and piratey way. And win a set visit to the next pirates of the caribean film!

Thursday, 29 December 2011


omnes enim et habentur et dicuntur Tyranni qui potestate utuntur perpetua, in ea Civitate quae liberate usa est.

Saturday, 3 December 2011


the current state of the UK has left me wondering what would Messr Robespierre do? Sort out the country thats what. Here's how.

1. Remove the monarchy. Talk about spongers. They cost too much money and own too much land. Its not fair on the people to put up with it. And as for the stupid argue about revenue they bring into this country, tourists would still come. The royals do not meet tourists individually. All their property then can be taken over by a centralised state and distributed fairer.
2. Make war illegal. This has many benefits including cost effectiveness and would stop alienating us from the rest of the world like the US is doing.
3. Decapitate all the morons and celebrities. This truly would be beautiful and would create employment for the masses of guilotines needed for this task.

Monday, 7 November 2011


Lulu kicked out of Strictly Come Dancing now returns to the radiator.