America Crumbles?

With the spate of revolutions in North Africa one by one dictatorships that are friendly to the US are falling. If a United Arabic pact can be created from the ashes, globally this could mean that not only would Israel fall but America could look even weaker in hostile eyes. Mind you as China is set to inherit the world does it really matter?

Is there anything Stephen Fry won't advertise?

Stephen Fry lends his fine autocratic voice to many adverts but here's 5 possibilities he wont.

1. The voice for vagina treatment for leaky discharge
2. Grant's American Hot Lunch
3. The BNP
4. The voice of Hitler for the new cerial Reich cakes.
5. A trailer for the Jeremy Kyle (pro eugenics) show.

"We are a generation united, so to speak, only be perplexity. As yet we have not found the goal we might be able to dedicate us to common effort, although we all share the search for such a goal"

Klauss Mann

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Truths

"Bloggers of the world, unite!"

The Ice Cream Brigade.

The Light and Heavy Ice Cream Brigade are a little known Italian force during WW2. They mainly saw action in Africa in countries where there was no action, and provided much needed humour for their German allies. The Ice Cream brigade also supplied Mussolini with his own version of the Wolfen SS. They were called the two scoops contingent. Their leader was the Italian Himmler his name was Signor Whippy. They believed various doctrines of racial policy and knew how to make butter scotch ice cream.

the emulator of peregrinos

The Emulator of Peregrinos, a post war writer who, after finishing his first novel committed suicide to attract attention to his work. Attention was indeed attracted, but the book was judged to be no good.

Stalin from the Block

Stalin from the Block Lyrics.

Children grow, women producing
Men go working
Tzarist go stealing
Everyone's got to make a good Soviet living

From genocide in Polish crypts
To making movies and Propaganda clips
The cult of personality is real.
I'm real even on Oprah
That's just me nothing phoney
Don't hate on me
What you get is what you see.

Don't be fooled by the countries that I got
I'm still, Stalin from the Eastern Bloc
I used to have a little now I have a lot
Germany can fucking rot.

Mao quote.

"Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thought contend".

Mao Tse-Tung

Now touring Europe

Ladies and gentlermen, now touring in their fantastic new show on ice the legendary Scat Queens of Berlin! Yes the legendary cophorelia dance troupe are back with their brand new live show!

Following their recent perfomance at the UK Royal Variety Show the Scat Queens of Berlin have reformed! Including new dances, new costumes and even more scatological content! And for 3 performances only the Slush Bucket Brigade!

That's right so please visit their website for more details.