HO CHI MINH APPRECIATION SOCIETY

It's the new financial year. In the past when we had an economy that would be the time we worshipped the fake deity called money. However now we should use it to join clubs and organisations. Like the Ho Chi Minh appreciation society.

You receive badges, leaflets and a sense of worth. You get a free parker pen just for enquiring. So why not join today.

Libyan No Fly Zone sponsored by Denny's Burgers

The Libyan No FLY Zone is sponsored by Denny's Burgers PLC Providing Libya and the world with weapons and a low fat but a great tasting burger! YUM YUM!

Check on the inside of your burger for the holographic stamp proving it is a Denny's burger, and remember if it's not Denny's then please report this to the office for centralisation of burger meat located online or ring 087564-6758-98987-VARIANT-CJD for your nearest store.

Jean Genet

A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness.

Jean Genet

NEW APP ALLOWS YOU TO GET CLOSER TO YOUR ATTACKER

The new "Twat out my brains" app is the latest in real life technology. Choose from a variety of accents and with limitless space for mind control you'll be breeze blocking the walls of your self made cell if your survive this one al-acante man.


Tech score Yeah.

國際歌

Вставай, проклятьем заклеймённый Весь мир голодных и рабов Кипит наш разум возмущённый И в смертный бой вести готов. Весь мир насилья мы разрушим До основанья, а затем Мы наш мы новый мир построим, Кто был никем, тот станет всем! |: Это есть наш последний И решительный бой. ...

Col Gadaffi Song

Gadaffi, Gadaffi,
I like milk in my coffee
Crazy Colonel from Libya
My favourite part of the vagina is the labia
Blame the Queen of England
Shes not a typical American Brand

Gadaffi, Gadaffi
I don't take milk in my coffee
Eqypt is next to Libya
Like the hymen is to the labia

Mongoose Alert!