Liberal Democrats finally destroy themselves

Ahh, the Liberal Democrats never has there been a political party of smug, preachers with no concept of economics or responsibility and a strange version of justice and morality. The UK under their rule would no doubt see a law introduced to legalise heroine use at work and greater rights to psychotic murderers. But I digress the recent riots prove that the Liberals sold their own ideology out just to get a taste of power as the Conservatives bitch.

The Labour party in opposition talk how they wouldn't raise tuition fees but we know this is bollocks its very easy to argue when your in oppostion.

My hope is that the next election will destroy the Liberals just like in the 20s. However if the Unions representative Milibrain gets in no doubt their insane unmoral PC views will spell destruction also.

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wikileaks Brookside

The latest leaked document claims the real reason the soap opera Brookside was cancelled. Because Colonel Gadaffi no longer liked the escapades of Jimmy Corkhill and Our Jackie. The document claims than unless the soap was axed and Our Little Jimmy was released then that would damage the trade relations between the industryless UK and Libya.

And you thought it was because it had gone really, really wank.

Well I spoke to a scouser once. I even went to Liverpool but it was closed.


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2 Girls 1 Cup 2: The Final Chew

Attention dear listeners I have just learned that because of the writers strike in Thailand 2 Girls 1 Cup 2 has been delayed. The shoot has been problamatic mainly because of the issues over writing and characterisation. Apparently the lead actresses were concerned about their characters motivation in the felching scenes.

Also problems occured when a one extra has sex with a doped up gorilla and on a retake caught aids.

However we are rest assured that the climatic set piece involving a mile of defication and a high speed chase on lilos will still be in the final cut.


Love Always.

COMRADES!

COMRADES FOXON & SPENCER PROUDLY PRESENT VERY GOOD HEALTHY RIGHTOUS COMEDY.

HERE IN THIS SOVIET ZONE WE MAKE BEST COMEDY IN THE WORLD!

WITH SKETCHES THEY MAKE GOOD FAR SUPERIOR TO DECADENT COMEDY.

ENJOY THESE SKETCHES AND REMEMBER OUR COMEDY LIKE OUR CROP ROTATION IS BEST IN THE WORLD!

Foxon & Spencer

Manic Street Preachers

The Manics just performed on Strictly Come Dancing. I am now dead inside.

Dolphins and sex

Dolphins I gather are the only species other than humans to have sex for pleasure and not just a biological reaction to reproduce (and unlike humans to get a house). This interests me and then it occur to me that the big mofo of the ocean must be the bottle nosed dolphin.

Of course the worrying possibility is that certain dolphins may have had forplay with scientists to learn this. But there smart mammals you know so they probably if they sleep with the right humans bag a reality show or just sell their story to the press.

Love Always