चैरिटी appeal

चैरिटी Appeal

Why not do something good this festive time, something that will help all mankind. Help us finance the somalian pirates so they can brutally slaughter the moronic fuck wits of made in chelsea, in a novel and piratey way. And win a set visit to the next pirates of the caribean film!

dommini

omnes enim et habentur et dicuntur Tyranni qui potestate utuntur perpetua, in ea Civitate quae liberate usa est.

Apology

Sorry.

robespierre

the current state of the UK has left me wondering what would Messr Robespierre do? Sort out the country thats what. Here's how.

1. Remove the monarchy. Talk about spongers. They cost too much money and own too much land. Its not fair on the people to put up with it. And as for the stupid argue about revenue they bring into this country, tourists would still come. The royals do not meet tourists individually. All their property then can be taken over by a centralised state and distributed fairer.
2. Make war illegal. This has many benefits including cost effectiveness and would stop alienating us from the rest of the world like the US is doing.
3. Decapitate all the morons and celebrities. This truly would be beautiful and would create employment for the masses of guilotines needed for this task.

LULU

Lulu kicked out of Strictly Come Dancing now returns to the radiator.

UK

Capitalism

There is a spectre haunting Europe and that spectre is called capitalism.

PALESTINE

The recent actions by the US (Great Satan to those who read about their foreign policy) in blocking the Palestine bid for recognition in the UN is shameful. It just proves that not only did they not want the "Arab Spring" but that they are devious and untrustworthy. Of course they were quick to carpet bomb Libya and get the oil and the massive gold reserve which has "mysteriously" vanished.

The US apparently are scared of losing the Jewish vote. How is America a democracy then if a minority group are stopping it taking the moral choice? Answer their not it is a word which many evils are being committed in the name of.

Palestine deserves recognition. The US are not only undeocratic their liars with it.



Love Always.

BORED AND MAD

"The modern world is bored, and because it is bored it is in anguish, and because it is in anguish it is mad".

RC ZAEHNER

DEMOCRACY IS A LIE

In the 20th century alot of harm and evils were conducted under the name of communism. In the 21st century alot of evils are being conducted under the name of "democracy". We can declare war and break UN mandates all in the name of "democracy". But there is no such thing. It's a smoke screen for devious and nefarious activities. If you want real subversion then look to the West and their foreign policy.

And one more thing now Libya has democracy (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) when will we bring it to Saudi Arabia? I believe that regime is still being supported. Unlike Gaddafi they buy alot of arms from the west. No perhaps the "Arab Spring" only stretches as far as Libya?

Coming Soon! No Manifesto - A Film About Manic Street Preachers

RTD

CAMBODIA

LIBYA

Gadaffi's still there.

I mean its hard to win with overwelming technology and half the country on your side in a desert isn't it? Still bombing and murdering your allies the rebels doesn't help. Is there any intellegence in the US? Or is is just resources? Then again as they're now bankrupt and have jumped the shark it doesn't really matter anymore does it?

DOOMWATCH FANZINE ISSUE 3 IS OUT NOW!

DOOMWATCH Fanzine Issue 3 front cover

Yes, it's back! After months of hard work I am proud to present to you the BIGGEST EVER issue (28 pages) of the DOOMWATCH Fanzine featuring a complete 12 page analysis of the first ever episode The Plastic Eaters written by Michael Seely.

There are also classic Newspaper headlines and reviews, as well as the original story outline, Doomwatch HQ location and characters backgrounds that Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis formulated for the series whilst at lunch in a Victorian fish and chip shop in Kensington! You may be surprised to learn that it might not have been Plastic that was being eaten in the first episode...

Michael also takes a look at DOOMWATCH investigations in the Daily Mirror from the 1970s and a look at environmentalism in Real-life DOOMWATCH.

All this plus an analysis of Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater book that was re-written without any of the TV series characters by Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis. Oh, and is that Disney knocking on the door?...
Scott


More details can be found at www.doomwatch.org

FANWNAK ISSUE 2 - IS OUT NOW!

The Cover of FANWNAK Issue 2

The new issue of FANWNAK - A Doctor Who Fanzine is out now! Issue 2 features a fantastic 10 page colour comic strip by Paul Hanley and Shawn Van Briesen called "FADE AWAY". It is the first time it has been printed and is a brilliant tribute to the late actor Nicholas Courtney who played Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart in Doctor Who. Further comic strip action can be found in the 4 page comedy "The Further Adventures of Mel and Glitz" which has been written by PING from an idea by Scott Burditt with additional contributions by Grant Foxon and PING who also provides more "At home with the Who's". There is an EXCLUSIVE FANWNAK SPECIAL OFFER where you can join the newly formed D.C.A.S for a reduced cost, details of which can only be found in issue 2. Fans of Season 6 will be delighted to see the recently leaked story outlines for Part 2 of the season!
This Issue also includes a FREE Poster of the cover illustration featuring the fourth Doctor Tom Baker and the adversaries from his era!


More details can be found over at www.fanwnak.co.uk

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1848 anyone?

SPOILER ALERT!

WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD WAR

This is a economic truth. Great Britain no longer rules the waves. The United States no longer dominate the globe. The man made economic crash plus some very bad decisions has destroyed the stability of the West. What you are witnessing is the beginning of a new age. A decade from now (if we’re all still here) will be a totally different place. Barely recognisable, and there is nothing we can do to change this.

Nothing except a revolution that is.

cost of imperialism in the 21st century

SOVIET HOLIDAY 1986

These de-classified photos show our soviet holiday in August 1986. All good fun comrades.

Col Gaddafi OBE

Gaddafi's still there.

Could you be a lawyer?

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Falange

Still

Gaddafi is still there.

meglio vivere un glorino da leone che cento anni da pecora.

IDEAS

What is needed is a free asscociation of subversives from all schools of thought and political points of view.

Is Gaddafi really bad?

Is Colonel Gaddafi really a tyrant? When he assumed power he financed the vaccination of 12 million African children in the poorer states. He nationalised his countires oil so they received a fair price rather than it just belong to foreign powers. Yes he has killed that is not in dispute but what country civilised or uncivilised does not commit barbaric acts?

I have no answer to this question people. I have no opinion. I accept he is both destroyer and saviour to Arab peoples. But I believe that in the past wars were much clearer as to the nature of the threat they were fighting. But nowadays it's all in the grey. Just think hard make up your minds.



Love Always.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"


Oscar Wilde

HO CHI MINH APPRECIATION SOCIETY

It's the new financial year. In the past when we had an economy that would be the time we worshipped the fake deity called money. However now we should use it to join clubs and organisations. Like the Ho Chi Minh appreciation society.

You receive badges, leaflets and a sense of worth. You get a free parker pen just for enquiring. So why not join today.

Libyan No Fly Zone sponsored by Denny's Burgers

The Libyan No FLY Zone is sponsored by Denny's Burgers PLC Providing Libya and the world with weapons and a low fat but a great tasting burger! YUM YUM!

Check on the inside of your burger for the holographic stamp proving it is a Denny's burger, and remember if it's not Denny's then please report this to the office for centralisation of burger meat located online or ring 087564-6758-98987-VARIANT-CJD for your nearest store.

Jean Genet

A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness.

Jean Genet

NEW APP ALLOWS YOU TO GET CLOSER TO YOUR ATTACKER

The new "Twat out my brains" app is the latest in real life technology. Choose from a variety of accents and with limitless space for mind control you'll be breeze blocking the walls of your self made cell if your survive this one al-acante man.


Tech score Yeah.

國際歌

Вставай, проклятьем заклеймённый Весь мир голодных и рабов Кипит наш разум возмущённый И в смертный бой вести готов. Весь мир насилья мы разрушим До основанья, а затем Мы наш мы новый мир построим, Кто был никем, тот станет всем! |: Это есть наш последний И решительный бой. ...

Col Gadaffi Song

Gadaffi, Gadaffi,
I like milk in my coffee
Crazy Colonel from Libya
My favourite part of the vagina is the labia
Blame the Queen of England
Shes not a typical American Brand

Gadaffi, Gadaffi
I don't take milk in my coffee
Eqypt is next to Libya
Like the hymen is to the labia

Mongoose Alert!

America Crumbles?

With the spate of revolutions in North Africa one by one dictatorships that are friendly to the US are falling. If a United Arabic pact can be created from the ashes, globally this could mean that not only would Israel fall but America could look even weaker in hostile eyes. Mind you as China is set to inherit the world does it really matter?

Is there anything Stephen Fry won't advertise?

Stephen Fry lends his fine autocratic voice to many adverts but here's 5 possibilities he wont.

1. The voice for vagina treatment for leaky discharge
2. Grant's American Hot Lunch
3. The BNP
4. The voice of Hitler for the new cerial Reich cakes.
5. A trailer for the Jeremy Kyle (pro eugenics) show.

"We are a generation united, so to speak, only be perplexity. As yet we have not found the goal we might be able to dedicate us to common effort, although we all share the search for such a goal"

Klauss Mann

DOOMWATCH COMEDY - THE PLASTIC EATERS ORIGINAL BBC1 TRAILER

Which venereal diesease would you be? Take our personality test.

Truths

"Bloggers of the world, unite!"

The Ice Cream Brigade.

The Light and Heavy Ice Cream Brigade are a little known Italian force during WW2. They mainly saw action in Africa in countries where there was no action, and provided much needed humour for their German allies. The Ice Cream brigade also supplied Mussolini with his own version of the Wolfen SS. They were called the two scoops contingent. Their leader was the Italian Himmler his name was Signor Whippy. They believed various doctrines of racial policy and knew how to make butter scotch ice cream.

the emulator of peregrinos

The Emulator of Peregrinos, a post war writer who, after finishing his first novel committed suicide to attract attention to his work. Attention was indeed attracted, but the book was judged to be no good.

Stalin from the Block

Stalin from the Block Lyrics.

Children grow, women producing
Men go working
Tzarist go stealing
Everyone's got to make a good Soviet living

From genocide in Polish crypts
To making movies and Propaganda clips
The cult of personality is real.
I'm real even on Oprah
That's just me nothing phoney
Don't hate on me
What you get is what you see.

Don't be fooled by the countries that I got
I'm still, Stalin from the Eastern Bloc
I used to have a little now I have a lot
Germany can fucking rot.

Mao quote.

"Let a hundred flowers bloom, let a hundred schools of thought contend".

Mao Tse-Tung

Now touring Europe

Ladies and gentlermen, now touring in their fantastic new show on ice the legendary Scat Queens of Berlin! Yes the legendary cophorelia dance troupe are back with their brand new live show!

Following their recent perfomance at the UK Royal Variety Show the Scat Queens of Berlin have reformed! Including new dances, new costumes and even more scatological content! And for 3 performances only the Slush Bucket Brigade!

That's right so please visit their website for more details.