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Paul Gascoigne in peace talks

Football star Paul Gascoigne or Gazza as he is known by his Hamas secret service name is to be sent to the Gaza strip to mediate peace talks between the Isralis and the Muslim peoples. Tensions have been rising in recent years but Gazza who was once picked as a possible Minister for the Interior in the region says peace can indeed be reached.

Gazza or to use his middle eastern name Gazzaj Dinky arrives in Palestine with his robot Gort and three gallons of Newcastle Brown Ale on Monday.

Tactics

It appears that guerilla tactics against a much larger foe are indeed very effective.

ANDY COX

Dearest Grantheads Andy Cox of the iconic TTA press cult magazine Black Static recently described your host as impressive!